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  • AerockAerock July 2009
    From the fall of troy's myspace bulletin:

    "TFOT bulletin":


    Guitar players in WA, READ
    Hey guys! I am considering trying to give a few people some guitar lessons up until we leave for tour. It's the summer and a little extra money is important for everyone right now. Especially the indie musician ;]. So here's the criteria if you're interested :

    * Be an intermediate player. (Know what you're going for and at least basic chords/some scales.
    * These will not be "typical" lessons, I will teach what I feel is best for the person and it's their job to practice and work on the material to get better (I did).
    * I will not be tabbing out any TFoT stuff for these, but if you wish to learn any of the songs, I will teach them to you, personally, not off a piece of paper. How's that!?
    * Don't be a creeper, racist, rapist, or... cop ;)

    Ok, that's all, the lessons will be $40 bucks an hour, if you're seriously interested email Chain_Wallet@hotmail.com

    Love you guys, like I said, there will be much news coming asap! Im serious!!! Haha

    =Thomas=
  • RCSoulRCSoul July 2009
    Do it!
  • Do it! Do it now! What are you waiting for, Do it!!! Run! Go! Get to the chopper!
  • RCSoulRCSoul July 2009

    "Satan McBacon":

    Do it! Do it now! What are you waiting for, Do it!!! Run! Go! Get to the chopper!

    +1 in awesome for Predator reference.
  • AerockAerock July 2009
    There are probably hundreds of intermediate guitar players that saw this bulletin. It's going to be a lottery basically, but we'll see what happens.
  • MARK%21MARK! July 2009
    Looks like Horse the band have jumped on the bandwagon:

    Have you ever wanted to learn to play the keyboard with Lord Gold? Maybe learn the basics, learn some of your favorite HORSE songs, or learn to become a FUCKING ORGY MASTER?

    Now your dream can be a reality.

    Just send a myspace message to us to set up a lesson.

    Lord Gold himself will be giving keyboard lessons this whole fucking summer
    First in lovely VANCOUVER, CANADA
    From July 10th-23rd
    By appointment only

    And then in star-studded Orange County/Los Angeles, California
    From August 1st-October 1st
    By appointment only

    He will drive to your house, or you can meet him outside in a park.

    Last summer Lord Gold also offered this fabulous service. Here is what one satisfied student had to say:
    "Thank you."

    He started a band and they went on tour to Texas. His started a new life and is now living the dream.

    Another student flew to California from Ontario, Canada to take lessons for 3 days straight from Lord Gold. He later attended a pool party with all of HORSE the band and got fucking wasted. It was the best night of his life.

    You can live the dream too. For a price...

    Send a myspace message to HORSE the band now to reserve your keyboard lessons this summer.

    Here is a quote from Lord Gold: "I will open a new world for you. If you know nothing I will teach you everything you need to know to start your piano quest in a CHILL, comfortable, and respectful environment that fosters creativity. Reading music, beginner and advanced theory, fun songs, beautiful songs, crushing songs, posture, live shoe choice, avoiding muscle tenderness... If you can play I can teach you how to play better. If you want to know about equipment or how to make a keyboard sound heavy I am the world's leading expert. If you need to know how to look cooler playing live I can try to help... If you need love advice or travel advice I can also help you improve your quality of life. I am Lord Gold."

    Lord Gold will also take fly-in requests if the flight isn't too far and you pay for it, a rental car, and a hotel.

    So message today to make an appointment. Rates vary based on your personality. A keyboard isn't necessary but you probably want one if you are going to learn to play the keyboard.

    Also everyone who has posted a YouTube video of them doing a "keyboard cover" of one of our songs should take a lesson.
  • tommitommi July 2009
    Sounds much better. I want to be FUCKING ORGY MASTER!
  • RCSoulRCSoul July 2009
    I like how rates vary based on your personality. HORSE are awesome.
  • Last summer Lord Gold also offered this fabulous service. Here is what one satisfied student had to say:
    "Thank you."


    Ahahahaha!

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