"TFOT bulletin":
Guitar players in WA, READ
Hey guys! I am considering trying to give a few people some guitar lessons up until we leave for tour. It's the summer and a little extra money is important for everyone right now. Especially the indie musician ;]. So here's the criteria if you're interested :
* Be an intermediate player. (Know what you're going for and at least basic chords/some scales.
* These will not be "typical" lessons, I will teach what I feel is best for the person and it's their job to practice and work on the material to get better (I did).
* I will not be tabbing out any TFoT stuff for these, but if you wish to learn any of the songs, I will teach them to you, personally, not off a piece of paper. How's that!?
* Don't be a creeper, racist, rapist, or... cop
Ok, that's all, the lessons will be $40 bucks an hour, if you're seriously interested email Chain_Wallet@hotmail.com
Love you guys, like I said, there will be much news coming asap! Im serious!!! Haha
=Thomas=
Have you ever wanted to learn to play the keyboard with Lord Gold? Maybe learn the basics, learn some of your favorite HORSE songs, or learn to become a FUCKING ORGY MASTER?
Now your dream can be a reality.
Just send a myspace message to us to set up a lesson.
Lord Gold himself will be giving keyboard lessons this whole fucking summer
First in lovely VANCOUVER, CANADA
From July 10th-23rd
By appointment only
And then in star-studded Orange County/Los Angeles, California
From August 1st-October 1st
By appointment only
He will drive to your house, or you can meet him outside in a park.
Last summer Lord Gold also offered this fabulous service. Here is what one satisfied student had to say:
"Thank you."
He started a band and they went on tour to Texas. His started a new life and is now living the dream.
Another student flew to California from Ontario, Canada to take lessons for 3 days straight from Lord Gold. He later attended a pool party with all of HORSE the band and got fucking wasted. It was the best night of his life.
You can live the dream too. For a price...
Send a myspace message to HORSE the band now to reserve your keyboard lessons this summer.
Here is a quote from Lord Gold: "I will open a new world for you. If you know nothing I will teach you everything you need to know to start your piano quest in a CHILL, comfortable, and respectful environment that fosters creativity. Reading music, beginner and advanced theory, fun songs, beautiful songs, crushing songs, posture, live shoe choice, avoiding muscle tenderness... If you can play I can teach you how to play better. If you want to know about equipment or how to make a keyboard sound heavy I am the world's leading expert. If you need to know how to look cooler playing live I can try to help... If you need love advice or travel advice I can also help you improve your quality of life. I am Lord Gold."
Lord Gold will also take fly-in requests if the flight isn't too far and you pay for it, a rental car, and a hotel.
So message today to make an appointment. Rates vary based on your personality. A keyboard isn't necessary but you probably want one if you are going to learn to play the keyboard.
Also everyone who has posted a YouTube video of them doing a "keyboard cover" of one of our songs should take a lesson.
Last summer Lord Gold also offered this fabulous service. Here is what one satisfied student had to say:
"Thank you."
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